10 Movies That Never Should Have Happened
Matthew Broderick has reprised his role as Ferris Bueller for a Super Bowl commercial. Will there be a Ferris Bueller Two? As of right now, no information has been provided. It got me thinking, should their be a Ferris Bueller Two? Most movies that were successful the first time, often bomb the second time. Some movies are actually lucky with a second blockbuster that does just as well as the original. Then, they destroy that with a third or 4th movie. Here's the list of 10 Movies That Never Should Have Happened.
Home Alone 3
After Home Alone, and Home Alone 2 being such a major success why not try to recreate that magic with a third movie? Only problem, none of the original cast, and a new cast of stupid criminals.
This straight to DVD gem is probably something you've never heard of. My sister told me about this, and I couldn't believe it. She claims it really doesn't have a solid ending. SPOILER: the ship sinks.
Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure
Christmas Vacation is a classic, plain and simple. You could watch it year round, and still be entertained. Cousin Eddy is great but clearly not great enough to anchor his own movie.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
The same movie again. Let's dress up a manly FBI agent to make her look hot and sexy to fight crime. She took a few years off from being hot, and they do it again. Fabulous.
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
Most people think Honey, I Shrunk The Kids was the wooden steak in the coffin for this series, I disagree. This movie from 1997 let's Wayne Szalinzki use his infamous shrink machine just one more time.
The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends
When was there more than 7 of these movies? I was under the impression growing up that there was only maybe three movies of this series tops. I also thought Dinosaurs became extinct. Too bad this movie was extinct.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Reason this movie made the list, it has no Kate or William. Pirates has been one of the most successful franchises for Disney, but this movie had to bring them down a little. I'll give Johnny Depp some credit, Jack Sparow has to be his best role by far.
How much more could this dog go through in his life? He stopped an evil vet from performing animal abuse. He had puppies. Also most importantly he saved Rice from what would have been clear rape. This dog lived a very full life. Let him rest in his older days.
It Runs in the Family
I bet you a million dollars you may have never heard of this blockbuster disaster. Remember the Parker family from A Christmas Story? Well now Christmas is over, and summer is in town. You bet Ralphie battled tops and fished with the old man. You bet the Bumpus family is still white trash.
Home Alone 4
Number 10 focused on Home Alone 3, let's talk about number 4 as our number one disaster. French Stewart acts in this movie so you know it's got to be a lemon. Kevin McCallister's parents split up and he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion.