In order to locate just the right New York-shaped gifts for the Empire State fan on your shopping list, we searched far and wide. We scoured New York, from Long Island to Niagara Falls. We looked in every corner of our great state.

Not really. We just looked online. And we discovered 8 Great Gift Items Shaped Like New York State That Will Make You Crack Up.

NY CUTTING BOARD

The picture of the cutting board below in the Amazon ad has just one problem. New York is upside down. Make sure you hang it up properly or Governor Cuomo will come after you.

Credit: The Cutting Board Company via Amazon.com

 

NY BOTTLE CAP MAP

If you're like us, you're always looking for a place to put all your bottle caps. Well, now your search is over. It's the New York State bottle cap map. Hey, at least they included Long Island on this item.

Credit: CNS Engraving via Amazon.com

 

NY BOTTLE CAP OPENER

If you're going to have a bottle cap map, you may as well have a bottle cap opener to go with it. With this one, it appears cities like Albany and Poughkeepsie and a portion of I-87 may have been sacrificed on the right edge, in the name of functionality.

Credit: MidwestOpenerCo via Etsy.com

 

NY GIANT FRIDGE MAGNET

This giant New York fridge magnet features some awesome depictions of life in various parts of our state. There's a six-point buck leaping over Utica and bolting toward Vermont, where the hunters aren't as good.

Credit: TreasureGurus, LLC via Amazon.com

 

NY EARRINGS

If it's New York-y jewelry you seek, here's a pair of unique sterling silver earrings. Beth says it looks like Long Island could hurt.

Credit: PRECIOUSWINGSCOM via Etsy.com

 

NY SERVING DISH

Here's a good one. It's a ceramic New York plate. And it comes with a detached (and clearly useless) Long Island accessory. What are you serving in that part? A single green bean?

Credit: CorbeCo via Etsy.com

 

NY MIRROR

The New York mirror pictured below begs the questions: What happened to the reflected image of the photographer who took this shot? Is he a vampire? And the price...$164? You serious, Clark?

Credit: fluxglass via Etsy.com

 

NY CORNOLE GAME

The description of the New York State Lightweight Cornhole Board below ensures it is "built by a cornhole professional." Thanks, but I might prefer my cornhole board to be manufactured by a CARPENTRY professional.

Credit: CornholeBoardsDOTus via Etsy.com

These unique gifts are bound to impress. If you have any other New York-shaped gifts to add to our listing, feel free to clue us in. Or, if you OWN a New York-shaped item, please send us a pic.

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