Okay, you've heard my one-liners; "I've been dumped more than topsoil." "I've been cheated on more than a high school math test." "I've been lied to more than Judge Judy." Well, breaking up really isn't a laughing matter unless you're listening to this voice mail left by a girl who called her boyfriend to apologize for missing his phone call. And when she starts crying, it sounds like a dog howling. OMG!

She also sounds a little like a whale howling. Listen.