Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Adele Had The Most Horrifying Halloween Costume of 2016
Adele dressed up as Jim Carrey's titular character from the 1994 movie 'The Mask' -- and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Taylor Swift Wore Ryan Reynolds’ Actual ‘Deadpool’ Costume for Halloween
“Thanks [Ryan Reynolds] for this costume. You’re the BEST 'Deadpool' inside contact ever."
Zayn: ‘I Was Suffering From An Eating Disorder’ During One Direction Days
“When I look back at images of myself from around November 2014, before the final tour, I can see how ill I was,” Zayn wrote in his forthcoming memoir.
Bruno Mars Talks Working With Adele: ‘She’s A Diva’
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Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
Kim Kardashian Robbers Were Reportedly in Paris Residence for an Hour
"It is quite incredible that they managed to hang about for so long without anyone calling us," a source said.
Lady Gaga Talks ‘Joanne’ Inspiration, Previews ‘Just Another Day’
"I said, 'I'm going to become Joanne. I'm going to take on the sentiment of a woman that didn't live the rest of her life.'"
Bruno Mars Debuts New ’24k Magic’ Single: Listen
Bruno Mars unveiled his upcoming lead single '24k Magic,' set to precede his fourth album, via a series of Instagram posts.
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Reportedly Reach Temporary Custody Agreement
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled on a temporary custody agreement, according to a report from TMZ.
Blake Lively + Ryan Reynolds Welcome Second Baby
Blake Lively gave birth to her second child with husband Ryan Reynolds, according to PEOPLE.