Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Lambert Beautifully Covers Tears for Fears’ ‘Shout’ in Moscow [VIDEO]
While touring in Moscow, belter Adam Lambert covered the seminal '80s Tears for Fears song 'Shout,' not to be confused with the Isley Brothers' song of the same name, which is played at every wedding ever. Although it would be fun to watch Adam Lambert cover that. Or pretty much anything else, for that matter.
Get on that, dude.
‘Glee’ Star Heather Morris Is Pregnant. Cue the ‘Britney Doesn’t Get How This Happened’ Plot.
FOX musical dramedy 'Glee' is losing cast members faster than you can say “oh god, another mashup.” Hot off the heels of news that star Cory Monteith has checked himself into rehab, the world has now learned one of the show's other original cast members, Heather Morris, is pregnant.
Adam Lambert Proves His Good Taste by Citing David Bowie as His Muse + Inspiration
In an mini-essay entitled 'Beware of the Diamond Dogs,' modern glam-rocker Adam Lambert cites old-school glam-rocker David Bowie as his main musical inspiration.
If you're surprised by this, you obviously don't know much about either one of them.
Prince Could Testify in Michael Jackson’s Wrongful Death Suit
Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.
The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.
Steven Tyler Anti-Paparazzi Act Stalled in the Hawaii House of Representatives
Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler is having trouble adding "lawmaker" to his resume. Seems his bill, dubbed the Steven Tyler Act, which passed in the Hawaii State Senate, had hit a wall in the Aloha State's House of Representatives.
Where is a 'Schoolhouse Rock' song to explain this stuff when you need it?
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.
Living Performance Art Project Amanda Bynes [PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes has been exhibiting some strange behavior via Twitter lately, which finally has her relatives worried. (Yes, finally.)
Adding the icing to an already troubled cake that had her musing about rapper Drake "murdering" her lady bits, Bynes is back to snapping poorly-taken selfies and complaining about her body.
Eva Mendes Wants Magazines to Blur Photos of Her Dog’s Face Since He’s People Too
Actress Eva Mendes wants one thing from the paparazzi: privacy for her pooch. In fact, she wants it so badly that she thinks magazines who print pictures of her pup should blur out his face so no one recognizes him -- just like British tabloids do with children.
Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Lindsay Lohan’s Criminal Record Is Ironically Too Clean to Qualify for Lockdown Rehab
When Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90-days of lockdown rehab in New York as punishment for lying to the cops, it was assumed that lockdown rehab, you know, exists.
But as it turns out? Eh, not so much.
Tilda Swinton Slept in a Glass Box at MoMa Because Art [PHOTOS]
Actress Tilda Swinton befuddled visitors at NYC's Museum of Modern Art with a surprise visit that involved her sleeping (or appearing to sleep) inside a glass box.
It's an art exhibit dubbed 'The Maybe' -- and we're guessing David Blaine is probably pretty pissed that he didn't think of it first.