Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Amanda Bynes Again Shows Off Her Crazy On Twitter + Loves Drake’s ‘Incest Face’
One of our favorite Twitter accounts is the one belonging to Amanda Bynes, because it's like an unfiltered look into her head in real time.
Without the social media site, how else would we know that she's crushing on Drake when he switches mugs with Nicki Minaj and shows off his “incest face”?
Gerard Butler Trades Barbs With Chelsea Handler, Says He Dressed Up for a ‘Vagina Festival’ [VIDEO]
Gerard Butler stopped by 'Chelsea Lately' to promote his new film 'Olympus Has Fallen,' but after host Chelsea Handler made light of his casual outfit, he couldn't help but aim some sass right back at her.
Yoko Ono Tweets a Photo of John Lennon’s Bloody Glasses to Call for Gun Control [PHOTO]
Yesterday, March 20, would have been the 44th wedding anniversary of Yoko Ono and John Lennon -- had he not been shot and killed in 1980 by a lunatic fan.
(Like Paul McCartney, we refuse to mention Lennon's killer by name.)
In commemoration of her fallen husband, the now 80-year-old Ono tweeted a photo of his bloodied glasses (which originally appeared on the cover of her 1981 album 'Season of Gla
Robert Pattinson + Kristen Stewart Reunite After His Return from Australia [PHOTO]
To prove that their love is eternal (and seemingly impervious to scandal), Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson reunited in Los Angeles after a couple months apart while Rob was in Australia filming a movie.
Joe Jonas Might Have a Drug-Fueled Sex Tape With Some Model and We Can’t Even
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland
Lindsay Lohan Was Sentenced to Lockdown Rehab in New York – But That Doesn’t Even Exist
Habitual courtroom participant Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal that will send her to 90 days of lockdown rehab instead of the jail time she'd probably have gotten for lying to the police.
There's just one problem: New York, where Lindsay is expected to spend her three months in rehab, has no such thing as lockdown facilities. Which means LiLo could be going to jail after all. (Not that it's
Miley Cyrus Tweets a Picture of Herself in a Onesie – With Her Engagement Ring Back On [PHOTO]
Despite taking a break from social media and an even more talked-about alleged break from her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, seems Miley Cyrus is back -- and so is her engagement ring. Blatantly so.
Pink Stopped a Concert to Console a Crying Little Girl Because She’s Awesome That Way [VIDEO]
The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.
Emma Watson Isn’t Starring in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Like Really. For Real.
For some reason (meaning "this is how these things work"), it was rumored that Emma Watson, the erstwhile Hermione Granger from the 'Harry Potter' franchise, would be taking on the lead in the film adaption of the BDSM mommy-porn bestseller 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
A rumor “confirmed” by some hackers -- something Watson herself found so hilarious that she decided to address it herself thi
Charlie Sheen Says People Are Attacking Denise Richards + Their Kids Now [UPDATED]
The battle between Charlie Sheen and his daughter's former school continues, with Sheen once again sounding off on Twitter in response to what he says is bullying in response to anti-bullying -- with the victims this time being his kids and ex-wife.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Really Is Being Booted from ‘The View’ + Barbara Walters Is Mad It Was Leaked
Things have been a tad messy for the lineup on 'The View,' with long-running host Joy Behar leaving, Brooke Shields rumored to be taking her place and right-wing conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck facing firing rumors that Barbara Walters herself denied on the show last week.
Publicly, anyway. Behind closed doors? Well, that's another story.
Lindsay Lohan Is Glitterbombed Before Finally Agreeing to a Plea Deal + Rehab [PHOTOS]
A tired, pale and raspy Lindsay Lohan finally showed up in an L.A. court room today, March 18, about 45 minutes late to her trial for lying to the police in that car accident case from 2011. (As previously reported, she missed multiple flights before finally hopping a private jet to make it to the hearing.)
The bottom line: She finally wised up and took a plea deal.