Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Carrie Fisher Explains Just What Went Down During That Cruise Ship Episode
Back in February, author and actress Carrie Fisher was hospitalized as a result of her bi-polar disorder after a performance aboard a cruise ship seemed to reveal Fisher was a bit unhinged.
Kate Moss Got All Bashful When She Read a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Excerpt for Charity [VIDEO]
A while back, interview and microphone-shy supermodel Kate Moss promised BBC1 listeners that if they donated at least £200,000 (that's roughly $300,000 USD) to the Comic Relief charity, she'd read an excerpt from “erotic” mom-porn novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey' live on the air.
They did -- so on Thursday, March 14, Moss held up her end of the bargain.
Lil Wayne Hospitalized: TMZ Reports the Worst While His Friends Tweet a Different Story
Reports are coming in that rapper Lil Wayne has once again been admitted to the hospital after suffering from seizures. He had previously been taken in on Tuesday (March 12) while shooting a music video, but was released shortly thereafter.
While his friends assure the internet that Wayne is fine, the normally unassailable TMZ basically intimated that he needed to take his last rites. An approach
Charlie Sheen’s Kid Was Bullied, So He Wants You to Vandalize Her School
Charlie Sheen's inner warlock once again emerged when his 9-year-old daughter Sam became the target of bullying. So he did what any parent would do and called upon his over 9 million Twitter followers to get their finest rotten eggs, toilet paper and dog crap and vandalize his little girl's school.
Sounds reasonable.
Edward Norton + Fiancee Shauna Robertson Are Expecting a Baby
Edward Norton is expecting his first child with his fiancee, producer Shauna Robertson. And she's due to pop any day now.
What, no months and months of attention-grabbing talk about her growing midsection? You're doing celebrity parenting all wrong, Mr. Norton.
Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher + Mark Hamill Set to Appear in New ‘Star Wars.’ Maybe. (Definitely.)
Whether you hate or love the idea of more new 'Star Wars' movies (we know, those prequels put the fear of God in you), at least some exciting news has arrived for everyone: Original main cast members Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill have already signed on for the sequels.
At least according to George Lucas, who can't seem to stop stealing everyone's thunder.
Jennifer Lawrence Was Awesome Even Back When She Was Bullied as a Kid
Jennifer Lawrence may be a well-loved Oscar-winner now, but as a kid, the other chicks didn't like her so much. Probably because some of those same endearing, human qualities she has now that we love so much made her the odd girl out back then.
Little did those bullies know they were noogying a future Academy Award winner.
Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Take a Plea Deal That Ends in Jail, Rehab, or Anything Not Fun
Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab.
Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.
Martha Stewart’s JCPenney Deal Could Make Rosie O’Donnell + Oprah Her Newest Enemies [UPDATED]
Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters.
Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.
Jake Gyllenhaal Somehow Managed to Find a Model That Leonardo DiCaprio Overlooked
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal is currently dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato -- who, miraculously, hasn't yet been conquered by Leonardo DiCaprio.
Quick, stick a flag in her and claim her for the United States of Gyllenhaal before it's too late!
Selena Gomez Is Done With ‘Toxic Toddlers’ Like Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never ever get back together. In fact, thanks to his immature ways, the 20-year-old performer reportedly wants her next relationship to be with an older man.