Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lady Gaga’s Tour Demands Include Extra Long Straws, Tostitos + a Pink-Pubed Mannequin
Seems Lady Gaga has some divalicious demands to go along with her eccentric style of dress. In documents released in conjunction with her six-hour deposition against her former personal assistant, some of Gaga's stranger requests from her tour rider have now become public.
What follows is either Gaga's actual rider, a joke from 'Spinal Tap' or the ransom demands stolen from the movie 'Airheads.' W
Amanda Bynes Kicked Out of Her Apartment for Toking Up On the Regular
Former feared motorist and retired millionaire Amanda Bynes is currently in the process of packing up her New York City apartment after receiving an eviction threat from her landlord -- for smoking too much weed.
Sounds about right.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She’s Banned from Hotels + Returns to Court With Skeezy New Lawyer
Lindsay Lohan returned to L.A. to appear in court today, Jan. 30, for lying to the cops about a car accident that was definitely her fault.
She was in New York earlier this week, but rather than facing a possible arrest warrant for skipping court today, LiLo rushed back to Cali with her mother Dina in tow to avoid adding yet another mug shot to her ever expanding collection.
Justin Bieber Being Investigated For Assault With a Deadly Nerf Gun
Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is currently under investigation for gun control charges after brandishing his finest Nerf gun at a venue in Ottowa, Canada.
Hey, it's Canada. They take their styrofoam bullets very, very seriously.
Whitney Houston’s Brother Says He’s the One Who Got Her Hooked on Cocaine [VIDEO]
Whitney Houston's mother Cissy Houston is making the rounds to promote her lip-twitching memoir about her daughter -- this time on 'Oprah's Next Chapter,' where she brought along her son Michael Houston to divest himself of a secret.
In the episode, Michael admits to Oprah Winfrey that he (and not Bobby Brown) was the first person to introduce his baby sister to drugs.
Kelly Osbourne Engaged to a Guy Who Isn’t Scared of Having Ozzy as a Father-in-Law
Looks like the Osbournes are about to add to the clan -- Kelly has reportedly been "secretly engaged" to her boyfriend of over a year, chef Matthew Mosshart, for several weeks now.
Prince Reinvents Himself Yet Again With His New Song ‘Screwdriver’ [VIDEO]
Forget everything you know about Prince for a moment. Forget that he once changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, forget that we all had to refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known As” or “The Artist” during that time, and forget that he's basically Jimi Hendrix reincarnated.
Basically, forget all of 'Purple Rain' and how doves sound when they cry -- because Prince has reinvented himself
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Arrested on Stalking Charges. Argh!
Peter Robbins, the now 56-year-old child actor who once voiced Charlie Brown in all those 'Peanuts' cartoons, was recently arrested in San Diego on five felony charges, including one count of stalking and four counts of threats to cause death and bodily harm.
Good grief, bro.
Prince Harry Addresses Displaying the Royal Jewels in Las Vegas
Things not to do when you're third in succession to the British royal throne: get drunk and naked in Vegas while near any sort of photographic equipment. Unfortunately for Prince Harry, he learned this the hard way last summer -- and is just now responding to the mini-scandal that ensued.
Taylor Swift’s Newest Breakup Song Unveiled on ‘Conan.’ Sort Of. [VIDEO]
Taylor Swift is embarrassed about the public mocking of the recent turmoil that is her love life, so here's a video parodying a possible breakup song from the ever-hilarious late night host Conan O'Brien.
In Case You’re Wondering, Brandi Glanville + LeAnn Rimes Still Hate Each Other [VIDEO]
Four years after the fact, Brandi Glanville is still bitter about her husband Eddie Cibrian ditching her for the mess that is LeAnn Rimes. But in this never-ending public battle, it's almost hard to pick sides -- because while Brandi won't stop bitching about it, LeAnn herself won't shut up about it either.
Kelly Clarkson, James Taylor + Beyonce Perform at President Obama’s 2013 Inauguration [VIDEOS]
President Barack Obama, our 44th president, has been sworn in for his second term, and the inauguration was exactly the star-studded occasion we've come to expect from our celeb-popular Commander-in-Chief.
Case in point: Musical performances included James Taylor singing 'America the Beautiful,' followed by Kelly Clarkson's rendition of 'America (My Country 'Tis of Thee),' and Beyonce wrapping thi