Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Mel Gibson Might Be the Biological Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids. We Can’t Even.
"Mel Gibson, you might be the father!" is how the opening of this article would sound if announced by Maury Povich. And it's pretty fitting considering rumors are swirling that Gibson may in fact be the biological daddy of pal Jodie Foster's two boys.
If you want to take a break now and curl up in the fetal position, it's cool. We'll wait.
The Internet Riots After Elizabeth Banks Says Mothers of Only Children Aren’t ‘Really’ Moms
Actress Elizabeth Banks has gone and pissed off the one portion of the population you never want to make angry: moms. She won't like them when they're angry.
The fire was ignited in an interview with PEOPLE, where Banks discussed what it was like to be a mother. Innocuous enough stuff, until she brought up how having more than one kid is much more difficult and moms of only children just aren't &q
‘Diff’rent Strokes’ Dad Conrad Bain: Dead at 89
Conrad Bain, best known for his role as adoptive father Phillip Drummond on the '70s to '80s sitcom 'Diff'rent Strokes,' has died at the age of 89.
Megan Fox Believes In Leprechauns + Thinks the Internet Could Be the Antichrist
As Megan Fox continues to show off her post-baby body -- this time, on the cover of Esquire -- she's making it clear she's more than just set of boobs with a head on top. She also has a brain in there.
A brain swirling with crazy, crazy thoughts.
Lady Gaga’s ‘Gun Rack’ Ignites the Ire of Pretty Much Everyone [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Lady Gaga is a controversial celebrity who sometimes whips up controversy on purpose (e.g., wearing a meat dress) and sometimes literally falls backasswards into it (see her recent wardrobe malfunction).
What we have here is the former: Gaga gave new meaning to term "gun rack" when she took the stage in Vancouver last weekend wearing a bra adorned with plastic rifles.
Tom Cruise’s Scientology Matchmakers Tricked Celebrities Into Auditioning for a Role as His Wife
In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role later played by Katie Holmes).
Kate Middleton’s Official Portrait Revealed to Both Praise and Snarky Criticism [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.
Adele Will Show the Newcomers How It’s Done at the Golden Globes
British songstress Adele will make her first public appearance since giving birth to her first child when she stops by this Sunday's Golden Globe awards.
Oh how we've missed you, lady.
Sir Elton John + Dave Furnish Have Their Second Baby Via Surrogate [UPDATED]
Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish are now the proud papas of a second baby born via surrogate.
Science, get on that whole male pregnancy thing. If seahorses can do it, so can we. We're at the top of the food chain, dammit.
LeAnn Rimes Wants to Be an ‘X Factor’ Judge, But Jon Bon Jovi Apparently Has Better Things to Do
With another season of 'X Factor' blessedly in the bag and off our television screens, the search begins for new judges to try and save the sinking ship that is this ratings bust of a show.
And if you liked the messy duet that LeAnn Rimes did a few weeks ago, you're in luck -- you may get her on the show full-time. Meanwhile, Jon Bovi Jovi has given a definitive no.
Demi Lovato Takes Part In the Strangest Interview in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is known for sometimes being too weird to function, but it's crossed some strange line that we didn't even think existed with its own live-action late night television offering 'The Eric Andre Show.'
The premise is simple: Invite a celebrity to appear (in this instance, Demi Lovato), don't warn them about anything the host is about to do, and let the hijinx begin.
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Nicki Minaj Is Concerned ‘American Idol’ Will Damage Her Precarious Street Cred
High up on the list of things that shouldn't concern Nicki Minaj: becoming “too famous.” Yet the singer is incredibly worried that her new role as judge on 'American Idol' could do just that, even though it opens her up to whole a new audience of exactly no one since 'Idol' watchers already know who she is.