Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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In Case You Missed It, Here’s What Happened on SyFy’s ‘Sharknado’ Last Night [GIFS, VINES]
Last night (July 11), SyFy aired its craziest B-movie yet, 'Sharknado,' which is about the unholy union between sharks and tornadoes (and between Ian Ziering and Tara Reid).
See? This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. Then sharks and tornadoes think it's cool, and the whole world goes to hell.
Anyway, in case you noticed your Twitter feed going kablooey and were confused by all things '
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.
Adam Lambert’s Next Record Might Be Back-to-Back ’80s Covers
Adam Lambert is planning his next album (the first since 2012's 'Trespassing'), and if his label has anything to do with it, you shouldn't expect to hear much original material -- because the higher-ups at RCA would like him to do a full record of '80s covers. Maybe because he's so damn good at them.
"Adam, dude, if you wanted to do new stuff you probably shouldn't sing Tears for Fears songs
Elton John Cancels European Tour to Undergo Surgery for Appendicitis
Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess.
Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.
Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats
Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.
Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.
Brandi Glanville Got Super Sloppy Drunk + Lost Her Clothes Last Night [PHOTOS, GIF]
Real Housewives star and the thorn in LeAnn Rimes' side, Brandi Glanville, got utterly blotto last night (July 8) and stumbled from bar to bar in West Hollywood before heading back to her hotel and showing off her assets. Literally.
Katy Perry Wins Suit Against Hair Company That Dropped Her for Being Unpopular
You may recall that multi-hued hair chameleon and singer Katy Perry was recently embroiled in a lawsuit with the company ghd (Good Hair Day), which dropped her contract because she's supposedly just not that popular anymore.
Katy sued -- and now we know she won.
Adam Lambert Performs at AT&T’s Live Proud Event Supporting the Trevor Project [VIDEOS]
Adam Lambert took to the stage at Hollywood's Playhouse club on July 3 for an event sponsored by AT&T's Live Proud campaign in support of the Trevor Project (an initiative focusing on crisis and suicide prevention in the LGBT community).
Shannen Doherty, Jennie Garth + Ian Ziering Have a ‘90210’ Reunion at a Chippendales Show [PHOTOS]
Making good on their promise to see co-star Ian Ziering's turn as a Chippendales dancer, Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth arrived in Las Vegas for a 'Beverly Hills 90210' reunion of awesome on Sunday (June 30).
Also: shirtlessness.
Avril Lavigne + Chad Kroeger Are Married
Avril Lavigne is now officially Mrs. Nickelback, as she and the band's frontman Chad Kroeger tied the knot yesterday (July 1) in the South of France. It's apparently where all the pop-punk kids swap vows these days.
Pink’s New Music Video ‘True Love’ Features Her Family + Is Basically Adorable [VIDEO]
Pink's new song, 'True Love,' has quirky cute lyrics and a video to match, starring her husband Carey Hart and their cherubic daughter Willow. And it's all kinds of adorbz.
Cher Ranks Tom Cruise in Her ‘Top Five’ Best Lovers Ever [VIDEO]
Cher appeared on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' last night (June 27) and dished about her famous lovers in a special segment cheekily named 'Truth or Cher.' And in case you didn't know, former boyfriend Tom Cruise ranks pretty high on her sexytime list.
And you thought him macking it to Katie Holmes was super weird when that first happened.