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Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

In Case You Missed It, Here’s What Happened on SyFy’s ‘Sharknado’ Last Night [GIFS, VINES]

Last night (July 11), SyFy aired its craziest B-movie yet, 'Sharknado,' which is about the unholy union between sharks and tornadoes (and between Ian Ziering and Tara Reid).

See? This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. Then sharks and tornadoes think it's cool, and the whole world goes to hell.

Anyway, in case you noticed your Twitter feed going kablooey and were confused by all things 'Sharknado,' here's a brief run-down in GIF form of what you missed. (Besides the movie of the century, of course.)

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Adam Lambert Brian May
Awais, Pacific Coast News

Adam Lambert’s Next Record Might Be Back-to-Back ’80s Covers

Adam Lambert is planning his next album (the first since 2012's 'Trespassing'), and if his label has anything to do with it, you shouldn't expect to hear much original material -- because the higher-ups at RCA would like him to do a full record of '80s covers. Maybe because he's so damn good at them.

"Adam, dude, if you wanted to do new stuff you probably shouldn't sing Tears for Fears songs so well," we like to imagine them saying.

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Elton John
D Dipasupil, Getty Images

Elton John Cancels European Tour to Undergo Surgery for Appendicitis

Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess.

Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.

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Vogue Dinosaur Hack
Screenshot, Vogue UK

Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats

Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.

Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.

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Brandi Glanville
David Tonnessen, Pacific Coast News

Brandi Glanville Got Super Sloppy Drunk + Lost Her Clothes Last Night [PHOTOS, GIF]

Real Housewives star and the thorn in LeAnn Rimes' side, Brandi Glanville, got utterly blotto last night (July 8) and stumbled from bar to bar in West Hollywood before heading back to her hotel and showing off her assets. Literally.

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