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Top 8 Memorial Day Memes

Keith James — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:18:51 +0000

Normally our MEMES are all about humor and poking fun at people and controversial issues, but memes are also about making statements that are very sobering. Here are your Top Memorial Day memes in honor all of those that gave their lives so that we can have the freedom of speech and countless other freedoms that we are sorry that we take for granted much of the time.

The Best Summer Camps, Daycare And Activities In Utica and the Adirondacks

Keith James — Sun, 19 May 2013 12:53:27 +0000

Hey parents, school’s almost done and what’s that mean? More time with the kiddos! Or maybe school was the perfect babysitter and ‘she’s’ taking a two month break, uh oh! Here’s some summer activities and camp (day care? haha) ideas for 2013 in the Utica area… The Jewish Community Center – Summer Day Camp [...]

Angelina Jolie Underwent A Double Mastectomy (Got Both Of Her Breasts Removed) To Prevent Cancer

Keith James — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:51:01 +0000

Angelina Jolie's breasts (and the rest of her for that matter) have been the topic of locker-room conversation but to the chagrin of men everywhere who considered her to be the epitome of the perfect woman, she recently decided to undergo a double mastectomy! 'Why in the world would she do THAT?!?' you must be thinking, right? Well, her reasons are humbling and definitely legit.

Leila Fowler's 12 Year Old Brother Has Now Been Arrested For Her Murder

Keith James — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:26:49 +0000

Last week little 8 year old Leila Fowler was stabbed to death in her California home and her 12 year old brother and a neighbor said they witnessed a man with long grey hair running from the home. Well, after 2,000 man hours spent searching for the guy, it looks like authorities were sent on a wild goose chase.

Unwitting YouTube Star Ghyslain Raza, 'The Star Wars Kid' Speaks Out On Cyber Bullying

Keith James — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:12:45 +0000

Who hasn't been inspired by the lightsaber battles in the Star Wars movies and imagined themselves flipping around amidst spinning twirls of light dispatching evil minions with their flashy technique while somehow managing not to cut off their own limbs? (Ahem. Did I just type that out loud?)

Top 7 Mother's Day Memes

Keith James — Thu, 09 May 2013 20:10:56 +0000

None of us would be here were it not for our moms and that's in TWO ways! One, birthing us and two, not killing us yet for all of the crap we've put them through! Moms, happy Mother's Day and thank you for allowing us to LIVE

Amanda Bynes In 1996 At 10 Years Old Doing Stand Up Comedy At The Laugh Factory! [Video]

Keith James — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:47:55 +0000

As introduced by 90′s comedy king Arsenio Hall at the world-famous Laugh Factory Comedy Camp, Here’s Amanda Bynes in 1996 at 10 years old, or as she was known back then Amanda BURNS. The funny thing is she talks about getting in trouble with her parents, although now she’s dealing with much higher authorities than [...]

Watch 7.5 Month Old Ryder Learn To Waterski In Queensland!

Keith James — Tue, 07 May 2013 09:29:49 +0000

First of all, who even thinks to ‘learn’ their 7.5 month old on waterskis? Well apparently Ryders parents! Now before you flip out, keep in mind that the baby is strapped in to the skis and is being pulled by his dad as he RUNS through shallow water rather than on a boat (although the [...]

Justin Bieber Gets Attacked By A Stage Crasher In Dubai

Keith James — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:14:22 +0000

Justin Bieber was attacked by a stage crasher while performing a show in Dubai yesterday. The funny thing is yeah, the fan (who was an older male by the way) ran up onstage and actually 'hugged' Justin, but the true attacking came by security who who flew into the guy so quickly and HARD that they knocked over Justin's piano!

An Anonymous Fourth Grader Writes An Essay On Gay Marriage Equality That We Just Can't Argue With

Keith James — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:12:05 +0000

Man, kids just don’t pull any punches and they usually have an uncanny way of turning our ‘complicated’ issues into concise simplicity. This anonymous fourth grader wrote what was on his mind about gay marriage equality for an essay one day and I gotta say it resonated with me like crazy. Way to go kid, [...]

President Obama Threatens A 'Family Tattoo' Should His Daughters Ever Decide To Get One

Keith James — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:02:45 +0000

Whether you disagree with President Obama’s political ideas and policies is irrelevant after his latest comment. Parents everywhere are thanking him because he just came up with a way to keep his daughters from EVER getting a tattoo. He hinted at a ‘family tattoo’ and here’s a preview of his masterful parenting showcased on the [...]

National Administrative Professionals Day – Memes For Secretaries, Receptionists And Office Assistants Everywhere

Keith James — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:50:52 +0000

Today is National Administrative Assistant’s Day in honor of all of those men and women who hold the office together LITERALLY with scotch tape, post-its, copy paper and the ink of their pens. They are the backbone of any office and without them the whole office just might as well close! Here are some memes [...]

The 8 Secrets To Happy And Succesful Couples In Relationships

Keith James — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:51:20 +0000

Are you a happy couple and just love your life so much you wanna shout it from the mountains? Or maybe you're not happy with your situation at all and wonder where you went wrong. Well here's a list of 8 patterns that successful and happy couples practice. Check things off the list or take notes as you discover how you measure up.

Joe Berti Survived Both The Boston Marathon Bombings AND The Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosion!

Keith James — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:50:27 +0000

Now that Joe Berti has averted a grim fate TWICE in one week, this guy’s luck meter is probably close to empty. Lottery tickets out of the question, here’s his story. He crossed the finish line at the Boston Marathon 30 seconds before the first bomb exploded and then while back home in Texas, he [...]

The Boston Marathon Was Dedicated To The Victims Of The Sandy Hook Tragedy – Surviving Familes From Newtown Connecticut Were At The Race

Keith James — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:20:37 +0000

As if the bombing during the Boston Marathon wasn’t tragic enough, throw in the fact that the road race was actually officially dedicated to the victims and their families of the Newtown, CT tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary – And the families were in attendance and seated right near where the bombs went off. [...]

Celebrating The Life Of Kids Everywhere, In Memoriam Of 8 Year Old Martin Richard Who Died In The Boston Bombings

Keith James — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:14:24 +0000

I heard bits and pieces about explosions in Boston yesterday and was out with my kids at the park and drawing chalk pictures on the sidewalk and was largely cut off from the world for the day, so I had no idea of the brevity of what happened in our neighboring state until I came in this morning to prep for the morning show.

Myth? Ladies, Throw Away Or Burn Your Bras, You Never Really Needed Them?

Keith James — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:31:15 +0000

I usually poo-poo studies because it seems like you can cite a study to support (no pun intended) just about any position, but this one takes the cake in my mind due to it’s longevity. Over the last decade-and-a-half, Some French researchers concluded that bras actually do the opposite of what they’re supposed to do? [...]

Women Are More Likely To Feel Love At First Sight With Their Dog Than They Are With Their Man? Sorry Guys.

Keith James — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:15:03 +0000

So, dog is a WOMAN'S best friend? Man, I'm really starting to hate surveys, but guys the sad truth is women are more likely to feel love at first sight with a dog than with you. Seriously. THREE times more likely to be exact. I think I just heard a collective groan from all men everywhere

Jonathan Knight Walked Offstage During The iHeartRadio New Kids On The Block Show, Due To Anxiety?

Keith James — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:18:25 +0000

I remember riding on the bus in grade school listening to New Kids On The Block, but I wasn't anywhere near as fanatical as my female counterparts and every girl had their favorite. Now all of us have grown up and the New Kids are touring again, but if Jonathan was your favorite back then, he's not the consummate performer he was back in the 80's. He had an onstage meltdown during the iHeartRadio show a couple of days back.

Utica-Rome Metro Voted The 11th Most Miserable City In The Nation For 2012!

Keith James — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 10:35:14 +0000

Maybe it's the fact that the Utica-Rome Topix anonymous gossiping pages are the most active one in the nation, or maybe it's this nasty weather we're always plagued with, but after a Gallup 'wellbeing' poll, the Business Insider has ranked the Utica-Rome metro area the 11th most miserable city in the nation! Well, look at the bright side... We're not the worst. Yet.