So I grabbed a piece of candy from a dish on Eric Meire's desk yesterday and said, "this is because my breath always smells like butterscotch...butt ur scotch". And I recall last year when we visited the Red Cross, I said, "donate blood because they've been caught with their pints down". Lame jokes huh? How about 53 terrible jokes in only four-minutes? This nerdy guy has got 'em for ya.