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Ever Want to Swear Without Actually Swearing?

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Face it, we all have that moment when something happens and you accidentally let one slip. Usually it’s in front of someone as well. The last thing you want to do is swear in front of kids so you try to substitute something for it and either it just sounds weird or it still sounds like a curse.

While TV has changed it’s rules for what is an acceptable expletive, most of us don’t have that freedom, especially if kids are around. So rather than mutter through, the folks that write ‘Clean Fiction’ have come up with a healthy list of approved “Euphemisms” to replace cursing or taking the Lord’s name in vain.

Next time you want to curse just use one of these…

bites
blast
blast it
crap
poop
stupid
Sam Hill
Sucks
Holy Mackerel
Egad
For crying out loud
For Pete’s sake
For the love …
Good grief
Goodness Gracious
Land sakes
Oh goodness
thank you, God
thank heavens
shoot
shucks
Suffering Succotash
Flippin’/flipping
Tarnation
Devil take it
Gone to pot
A snowballs chance
blazes
confound me
Saints alive
Ticked off
Butt
Smart Alec
Bite me
A pox on your family
Curse you
Saints Alive
Devil Take Me
Cor
Blister me
Blazes
Blow me down
Burn me
By all that is great and good
By fire and flame
By gum
By my soul
by the powers, by the saints, by thunder, by caesar’s ghost
dash my buttons
fire and death
fire and thunder
for all love
glory be
great guns
hang it
i hope you rot
my socks
on my soul
perish and plague me
rot me
smite me
split me
split my sides
barbarous
base
blackguard
blackhearted
bloated
blooming
blundering
confounded
craven
daft
devilish
dirty
double-dealing
driveling
eternal
everlasting
faithless
false
fiend
knave
half-witted
feckless
impudent
milksop
parasite
rascal
villain
ruffian
rumpot
rutting
scabrous
scoundrel
cur
git = scumbag; lowlife
leech
miscreant
lurcher = creeper
muckrake
mountebank = con man
pig
scoundrel
spawn
witch

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