Hilarious Tweets By Parents The Week Of Feb. 25
Myth debunked – parents can indeed be funny and we have the tweets to prove it! Check out 10 of the most hilarious things written on Twitter this week by parents (and one non-parent who gets it) this week:
Renee (@nayele18): I can tell everything my kids ate during the day by examining their shirt sleeves.
Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy): On my 5 year old's report card it said, "He is encouraged to ask more questions". ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
rob delaney (@robdelaney): "No I'M the fun parent!!!" I scream until both my kids, my wife, and I are weeping, terrified
Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ): As a parent you never stop marveling at how different kids are. For example my 2yo LOVES to be chased & tickled. My paperboy? Not so much.
PTA Rejects (@PTArejects): The cool thing about working from home is when your toddler yells, "CAN YOU COME WIPE MY BUM?!?" mid conference call.
andy lassner (@andylassner): I hate when my kids try to talk to me on the day a celebrity break-up is announced
Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard): My kids' idea of sharing is to fight to the death over one of their toys and then urinate on the corpse of the vanquished.
Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne): Talking on the phone to friends who have children is like a Pitbull song but instead of area codes they just yell stuff out to their kids