How To Boycott Valentines Day
February 10, 2011 1:26 PM If you are single on Valentine’s Day you have a few options. According to thefrisky.com you can either embrace the day and make it your own, or you can boycott. They put together a list of the 15 easy ways to completely opt out of Valentine’s Day this year.
You can read the full list from the frisky by clicking HERE. Here’s the top 10:
- It’s winter, so take the opportunity to hibernate. Stay home alone all day and night on Valentine’s Day.
- Set your computer and phone date to February 15, as if the big day never even happened. If you have a page-a-day calendar, flip that sucker forward too.
- Steer clear of Hallmarks and the chocolate heart filled aisles at the drug store.
- Go to see a slasher movie. Trust, this is not the movie selection couples will be making.
- Do your taxes. Hey, you need to file them sometime.
- Don’t email back when friends ask you what you are up to for V-Day. Ignore, ignore, ignore.
- Or let your friends in on the game and make a pack not to discuss the holiday at hand.
- Do not go out to dinner, in the name of all things holy. If you do want to go out, think fast food or buffets—places couples will not be.
- Pick another holiday to celebrate, like your half-birthday or something an throw an unrelated party that evening.
10. Don’t watch TV, unless it is shows you have already TiVoed from the week before. In other words, not the Valentine’s Day episodes.
What are some other ways to avoid the day?
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