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It’s A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

It’s a Festivus for the rest of us! Who doesn’t know that famous episode of Seinfeld where George says his family didn’t celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah they celebrated a made-up holiday called Festivus!

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 Before you put out the Festivus Pole listen to this story, 38 year old Malcolm is a convicted drug dealer who’s locked up in a jail in California. Malcolm hated the salami meals that the jail kept serving, so he told prison officials that he can’t eat salami because it’s against his Festivus beliefs.

Of course the politically correct world we live in they believed him, and served him some kosher meals for almost 2 months. 2 Months! No one caught on to this for two months! I didn’t think Festivus was that long!

Finally someone caught on that Festivus is a “Seinfeld” holiday and not part of any actual religion. Bet the salami is better tasting then kosher meals anyways

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