‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’ Trailer. No, Seriously.
One thing about Hollywood — it never lets an opportunity to cash in on the latest craze go by, having made a movie about a bunch of ‘Jersey Shore’ style guidos facing off against killer sharks.
That last sentence wasn’t a joke, by the way, and we’ve got the trailer to prove it.
Paul Sorvino, William Atherton and Jack Scalia – once respectable actors – apparently have divorce settlements to pay for or scattered children to feed, because we’re not sure why they’d appear in this SyFy original movie.
The story, from what we could assemble by this mess of a trailer and the subtle title of the movie, is about a group of Jersey Shore guys who try and fend off a bunch of shark attacks. Vinny Guadagnino from ‘Jersey Shore’ actually cameos.
Maybe the sharks are angry that their waters have been infested by hair gel and tanning bronzer? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re not rooting for the humans in this one. ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’ comes out sometime this ye…oh, who cares when it comes out.
Check out the trailer below.