I swallowed my pride and a terrible tasting bird at the wild game dinner in New Woodstock at the Open Door Baptist Church.

That's right the idiom became reality after I feasted on this ridiculously horrible tasting bird. It was marinated in vinegar and hopefully you're not reading this first thing in the morning. I've always considered myself a risk taker. I mean I've skydived, bungeed and even have done some cliff jumping, but deciding to devour this foul fowl was by far the riskiest thing I've ever done. I wish I hadn't taken the leap of faith because the bird in my hand should have stayed in the bush along with the other two. Yuck! Yes eating crow meat really is as dreadful as it sounds.

Now the good news!  The wild game dinner had a variety of other more appealing dishes. The squirrel stew, muskrat hash, and rabbit tenderloin were all excellent! In case you're wondering I have brushed, flossed, and gargled since.

Apparently the wild game dinner is no longer around because the health department concluded that crow meat is simply not meant to be consumed.

Church officials were told the dinner violated the county health code -- specifically the serving of home-made dishes without a permit.

Bon Appétit!

 

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