New York Cities If They Were Cars
It seems that only rugged cities in the Western United States get to be car models. Think about Dodge's Durango or Hyundai's Santa Fe. What if car makers chose to name their cars after cities in New York?
Volkswagen Ithaca
The VW Ithaca has a really smart engine but struggles mightily on hills.
Subaru Ogdensburg
The Oggie does great on snow - it needs to.
Yugo Utica
The Utica is vaguely eastern European in design and was once highly popular but now gets snickered at by other drivers.
GMC Buffalo
Rugged and industrial, but watch out - the seats stain easily after contact with wing sauce.
Aston Martin Southampton
Just move on. You can dream about it but you're never gonna own one.
Schwinn Brooklyn
This is actually a bicycle. How did this make the list?
Chevy Binghamton
The Binghamton is utterly forgettable the moment you pass by it.
Chrysler Albany
The Albany tries to put on airs like a big fancy luxury car. But at the end of the day, it's still an Albany.