Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. A Syracuse woman discovered her husband was cheating after finding his dating site profiles so she posted a letter 'To the Woman Dating My Husband' on Craigslist.

"The following may be you, or "multiples" of you. I do not know how many there are.

You left your mascara in my husband's vehicle. I think you left some clothes here too. I threw them away. You also left a bra. You're size 36 B. I'm a 34C. Of course, it may belong to someone else. His dating profiles show he was horn-doggin' over a 120 mile radius.

He's telling me it's a BIG misunderstanding and I'm being "controlling." NO woman would agree my behavior is "controlling" after finding her husband's dating profiles asking "Why can't I go off and search for my next wife?" or "Why can't I just get laid behind your back?"

I found a bag of clothes in the garage that he claimed belonged to our friend's nephew. Btw....Nice tastes in shirts. I like Ralph Lauren too, but you appear to be a bit bigger than me.

Guess what? That nice house, new truck, tools and property you saw ***I OWN HALF OF ALL OF IT***. So you won't be living in my nice house, we'll be selling it. And he may not have mentioned all my grad school debt. We'll be splitting that as well. So guess what you have???

Congrats! He's quite the catch!

Oh, and you'll have my dogs, too. Since they're purebreds, guess what? THEY'RE PROPERTY WITH AN ATTACHED VALUE!!!! My guess is they're worth about $3K. I'll take something of equal value, like the TV, generator, fridge and some of those nifty new tools!

Now, you may have kids (since there were ice cream cones in my pantry and sugary cereal) you should know he has a tendency to over-buy and send the family into debt. There were a few years when I had to go to food banks to keep our kids fed. Good luck with that.

He's a selfish lover, a spend-a-holic, and it's likely he'll revert to booze. He'll get mad because you "nag" and say stuff like "Don't drive to work drunk and get in a crash!"

If you're actually a nice person that has been duped, just know he's gotten very good at lying. He's just trying to get laid. Or worse, he's courting you as the next Mrs., knowing our divorce will leave him financially screwed. Get out while you can.

GOOD LUCK WITH HIM! THE PACKAGING IS DAMAGED AND WHAT'S INSIDE IS PRETTY SPENT, TOO!

Read the full letter on Craigslist.


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