dumb criminals

How is it that drivers with suspended licenses managed to continue to drive making our roadways unsafe?  And if you're a reckless driver, may we suggest that you don't tell police officers you don't smoke marijuana with chunks of the drug in your beard. Just saying.

Since when is making good money with summers off, not a good deal? Apparently in a California school district where an accountant stands accused of padding her bra with millions of dollars in school lunch money. The allegations are against Judith Oakes, 48, who police say spent the past seven years embezzling as much as $3 million in student lunch money from the school district. They say they can

Would you like fries with the days cash sir? Just like the hamburgular, Felix Becerra allegedly wore a mask while robbing the area's McDonald's restaurant, and get this, he was also the manager of that same restaurant. The incident occurred on August 28th at approximately 3 a.m.

Thanks to GeoBeatNews for this story out of New Athens, Illinois. Enjoy the story of dumb criminal Arnell Edwards who was all dressed up with someplace to go. To the bank for an illegal withdrawal that is.

Now, this sounds like something out of a terrible ‘80s movie.

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

Look before you leap, or, after you snatch a bag. A purse-snatcher at a shopping mall in Australia tried to make his getaway after grabbing someones bag, but he didn't get far before he ran headfirst into a glass door and knocked himself out. You'll see the security footage but there is no audio so we'll miss out the thumping sound that I'm sure you'd like to hear.