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YouTube Kicks Off Comedy Week With Some of the Web's Funniest People

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:49 +0000

If you’re a fan of comedy you’ve surely found yourself inundated with commercials and promotions for YouTube’s Comedy Week. Well, the wait is over because it’s finally arrived. Simply put, YouTube Comedy Week will be just that: a week filled with videos of sketches, stand up, improv and music, all in celebration of the comedic [...]

'Sad Cat Diary' Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Feline Mind

Emerald Catron — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:45:08 +0000

Internet superstar Ze Frank has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat's diary would be like.

Watch These Animals Eating All the Ice Cream — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Mon, 20 May 2013 08:00:35 +0000

[onescreen item="5074341"] Do you feed your pet the occasional scoop of Rocky Road? As the weather heats up, so does our craving for ice cream. And we’re not the only ones. It’s one of those few precious things that practically all of us can agree on—humans, animals, you name it. Dogs, cats, groundhogs, woodchucks, pigs, guinea [...]

Watch These Ducklings Struggling to Follow Their Mom — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:31 +0000

[onescreen item="5073572"] Sure, being a baby duck means that you’re undeniably adorable, but that doesn’t make life any easier. You’re expected to do lots of things that most species can’t accomplish when they’re just a few days old. For example, when we adult humans encounter a curb, it isn’t too intimidating. But to a duckling, [...]

Watch These Huge Waves Nailing Unsuspecting People — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Wed, 15 May 2013 08:00:59 +0000

[onescreen item="5072278"] We’re closer and closer to beach season, so it’s time to remind everyone that oceans are powerful forces of nature. A really big wave is a cause for joy if you’re a surfer, but most of the time you’re going to want to stay away from something that powerful. Sure, sometimes it can [...]

Kylie Minogue Is She-Ra in Funny or Die's Gritty Reboot

Emerald Catron — Tue, 14 May 2013 15:20:17 +0000

NBC should just save themselves the trouble and go ahead and make all of the different She-Ra TV shows Funny or Die came up with for this video next season. It’s not like the could do much worse than they already are. Plus, this way the ideas are already fleshed out, so they can still [...]

Watch This Women Get Kicked Of An American Airlines Flight For Singing Whitney Houston

Davey Jones — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:13:38 +0000

Flying can be one of the most peaceful/stressful ways to travel. While you're up in the air, your ears may pop, they may hurt, and they will hurt even more after watching this. An American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York City was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City Thursday due to one passenger who wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs. Watch her get kicked off the plane here:

Top 7 Mother's Day Memes

Keith James — Thu, 09 May 2013 20:10:56 +0000

None of us would be here were it not for our moms and that's in TWO ways! One, birthing us and two, not killing us yet for all of the crap we've put them through! Moms, happy Mother's Day and thank you for allowing us to LIVE

Watch These People Karate-Chopping Things Wrong — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 03 May 2013 08:00:29 +0000

[onescreen item="5068148"] The urge to chop something in half can be hard to resist, but your hand will probably thank you if do. Unless, of course, you’re a trained karate expert—a black belt, we believe they call it. However, most of us aren’t quite talented enough to simply break whatever’s in front of us into [...]

The Matrix Retold by Mom with Hilarious Results [VIDEO]

Phil Nye — Thu, 02 May 2013 15:55:18 +0000

Before you take your mom out to the movies this Mother’s Day you may want to re-think those summer blockbusters. Ever wonder what an action sci-fi movie like ‘The Matrix’ looks like to your mom? Well, Filmmaker Joe Nicolosi asked his mother to watch The Matrix, and then explain the plot back to him. Her summary is [...]

14 Hilariously Unexpected GIFs

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 01 May 2013 16:30:39 +0000

Sometimes life takes unexpected turns, but we can usually roll with the punches. You know—getting mail shoved in our mouths or suffering the consequences of a bonfire Harlem Shake. Whatever. But then there are situations that are completely unexpected and out of left field, AKA the kind that are totally hilarious.

Mad Scientists in Uruguay Created a Glow-In-The-Dark Sheep [VIDEO]

Phil Nye — Wed, 01 May 2013 13:42:44 +0000

We are constantly told about the rapid advances in science but every once in a while there’s an announcement that makes you give pause. Following in the footsteps of countless comedies and cartoons, some creative scientists in Uruguay have actually created Glow-In-The-Dark sheep. The scientists at the Instituto Reproduccion Animal Uruguay took a luminescent protein from jellyfish [...]

10 Hilarious Test Answers That Prove Kids Are Awesome

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:50:02 +0000

Whether you realize it or not, kids know a whole heck of a lot. Their ability to come up with entertainingly intelligent nuggets of wisdom is incomparable, and we’re here to prove that point even further. When it comes to school tests, the smart cookies know what they’re talking about. These 10 hilarious answers not only [...]

Watch These Hedgehogs Eating Things While All Curled Up in a Ball — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:00:00 +0000

[onescreen item="5066338"] Hedgehogs are fairly irresistible, aren’t they? Yes, yes they are. Especially when you’re holding one in your hands and it curls up into a little ball. This reminds us of a classic one-liner: Hedgehogs—why can’t they just share the hedge? Heh! The Daily Distraction is your Internet break from reality. Whether you’re eating lunch at your desk [...]

The 11 Coolest Grandparents on the Web

Cameron Simcik — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:06:14 +0000

Out of all the cool people in the world, you know who ranks at the top of our list? Grandparents. Think about it– they’re adorably hilarious and spoil us rotten. Basically, grandma and grandpa rule, so it’s about time their awesomeness gets recognized! We’ve scoped out the coolest older folk on the Web and discovered [...]

When Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber Swap Faces You Wind Up With a Pretty Cute Couple

Emerald Catron — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:11:51 +0000

It turns out when you swap the faces of Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, you wind up with a pretty cute lesbian couple. Thanks for the heads up, Reddit. We think Taylor Bieber (we think that’s the one with Bieber’s face, but we’re not sure — it’s very confusing) looks a liiiitle bit like Hayley [...]

Here's Why You Don't Leave Dad Alone With the Baby

Kyle Dowling — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:03:47 +0000

This dad needs a job…badly. But until he gets one, we’ll settle for his creative YouTube videos. In this video — which shows a father Tom Cruising his child a la ‘Mission Impossible’ over a bowl of candy — we learn that mom should never leave children alone with dad. The only thing that can [...]

Watch These Spectacular Belly Flops — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:00:48 +0000

[onescreen item="5065629"] Summer is coming, which means pool parties. Which means belly flops. Who doesn’t love a good belly flop? It creates a gigantically enormous splash you can see for miles, and how about that sound? That ever-so-distinct sound of huge stretches of human skin smacking into water at pace. It’s marvelous. Even the belly [...]

12 Parents Embarrassing Their Kids on Facebook

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:16:24 +0000

There's a funny thing about parents and technology. That being a majority of moms and dads are pretty tech unsavvy without the help of us internet-obsessed younger folk. And while parental struggles can be frustrating at times, their attempts to get in the techy loop are mostly just hilarious. This is particularly true with Facebook.

National Administrative Professionals Day – Memes For Secretaries, Receptionists And Office Assistants Everywhere

Keith James — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:50:52 +0000

Today is National Administrative Assistant’s Day in honor of all of those men and women who hold the office together LITERALLY with scotch tape, post-its, copy paper and the ink of their pens. They are the backbone of any office and without them the whole office just might as well close! Here are some memes [...]