Actress Jamie Lee Curtis got into a nasty car accident yesterday (Aug. 1) -- one that was bad enough that she had to be taken away in an ambulance. But not before pal Jodie Foster was able to swoop in like Superman to come to her aid.
Yes, this is a real thing that actually happened.
In a future where the rich live in the luxurious space station Elysium and everyone else suffers on the now dismal Earth, a blue-collar man finds himself on a mission that could restore equality to the classes.
"Mel Gibson, you might be the father!" is how the opening of this article would sound if announced by Maury Povich. And it's pretty fitting considering rumors are swirling that Gibson may in fact be the biological daddy of pal Jodie Foster's two boys.
If you want to take a break now and curl up in the fetal position, it's cool. We'll wait.