Looking for a Christmas dinner fresh out of "The Nightmare Before Christmas"? Try this gem called Turkey Bear. He's a teddy bear made entirely out of meat.

December 22, 2013Mirror
It's not been revealed if the Turkey Bear was stuffed with fluff, sausage meat or Sage and Onion Paxo."

Either way, I wouldn't eat this even if it was covered in bacon.  

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