What Would a Horse Race Sound Like If All the Horses Had Utica Themed Names?

One of the most interesting things about horse races like the Kentucky Derby, aside of the hats that would make a royal wedding look gaudy, are the colorful and often bizarre names that owners give to their horses. So we wondered what a horse race would sound like if all the horses like Utica themed names.

Listen here to the call of the race. Below are the names of the entrants.

• Day Old Tomato Pie
• Mouse Hairs in My Halfmoon
• Nano's Never Coming
• Steamed Hams
• An Albany Expression
• Rainbow's 2 String Guitar
• That Funky Erie Canal Smell
• A Tony's On Ever Corner
• Genesee Street Potholes
• At Least We're Not Binghamton
• Superior to Schenectady
• Just Throw the Body in the Trunk