What Guys Really Mean
Men have a bit of trouble expressing themselves. We tend to say one thing, and mean the opposite. You may need some help translating. So let Dr. Dave Wheeler help you out! Where did I study to get a degree you ask? Facebook U!
So here’s what they say and what they really mean from Yahoo Shine:
He Says: I like you, but I don’t want to risk ruining our friendship.
He Means: This is the nicest way I can think of to tell you that I have no physical interest in you.
He Says: You should definitely have a girls’ night!
He Means: A 2 in 1 win! I get a night alone to do all the things you find annoying and now I look like the nice boyfriend, so next time I want a boys’ night, you can’t say anything.
He Says: Take my number and give me a call sometime if you want to hang out.
He Means: I guess I’d hang out with you if you called, but I’m not interested enough to go out of my way or anything.
He Says: I’m usually really shy when it comes to picking up girls.
He Means: I’m a pro. I do this on a regular basis and I’m fully confident that I’ll have you in my bed by the end of the night.
He Says: You’re being sensitive.
He Means: You’re either having a serious case of PMS or you’re just crazy.
He Says: I just don’t think I’m ready for a girlfriend right now.
He Means: I just don’t think I’m ready for you to be my girlfriend … ever! But I’ll still hook up with you.
He Says: You look interesting. Did you do something different?
He Means: Your look horrible. What did you do to yourself?
He Says: It’s complicated. I’ll explain later.
He Means: There’s nothing complicated about it. I just don’t have the patience to deal with questions right now and hopefully you’ll forget about this by tomorrow.
He Says: My friend John is so whipped!
He Means: John’s relationship is the perfect example of what this relationship better not turn into.
He Says: I’m pretty much single. ..
He Means: I have a girlfriend and she’d kill me if she knew I was talking to you right now, but you’re hot enough for me to risk it.
He Says: No hon, you look gorgeous in this one.
He Means: Let it be… If you change your outfit one more time, I’m leaving without you.
He Says: I really didn’t think you’d get this mad.
He Means: I knew it would piss you off, but I really didn’t care at the time.
Guy talk is weird isn’t it?