Do parents send kids to summer camp anymore? I don't know of anyone who's gone, past or present. Well, this mother of an eight year-old decided to send her son to a summer camp even though it would be the first time he had been away from home for more than a night. You've got to read the letter he sent his mother. It's reminiscent of the Allan Sherman 'Hello Muddah/Hello Faddah' novelty song of 1963.

From an article posted on Scary, this mom was hoping for at least one letter from her son after she wrote many times. Finally, a letter came home. You've got to see what he finally wrote, it's hilarious, and a bit scary. Here's a sample:

Good you packt extra underwear. Since I had diyareeya. It got on my shoes but not my pillow.

I’ve ate more push-pops then anyone. I’ve ate 23 since Monday. Still two days left, 37 is the rekerd and I can beat it.

I went horseback riding and the horse in front of me took 3 huge dumps.

I used my toothbrush to dig for werms. Don’t freek out. The guy in the bottem bunk lets me use his.

A kid named Zack can burp the alphabit backwards.

Did you know you can lights farts on fire?

I can see our son Dylan writing things like this to his parents, and we'd have to work on his spelling a bit before the next school year begins.