You’ve Got To See What This Boy Writes His Mom From Summer Camp
Do parents send kids to summer camp anymore? I don't know of anyone who's gone, past or present. Well, this mother of an eight year-old decided to send her son to a summer camp even though it would be the first time he had been away from home for more than a night. You've got to read the letter he sent his mother. It's reminiscent of the Allan Sherman 'Hello Muddah/Hello Faddah' novelty song of 1963.
From an article posted on Scary Mommy.com, this mom was hoping for at least one letter from her son after she wrote many times. Finally, a letter came home. You've got to see what he finally wrote, it's hilarious, and a bit scary. Here's a sample:
Good you packt extra underwear. Since I had diyareeya. It got on my shoes but not my pillow.
I’ve ate more push-pops then anyone. I’ve ate 23 since Monday. Still two days left, 37 is the rekerd and I can beat it.
I went horseback riding and the horse in front of me took 3 huge dumps.
I used my toothbrush to dig for werms. Don’t freek out. The guy in the bottem bunk lets me use his.
A kid named Zack can burp the alphabit backwards.
Did you know you can lights farts on fire?
I can see our son Dylan writing things like this to his parents, and we'd have to work on his spelling a bit before the next school year begins.