Man Given ‘Bike or Wife’ Ultimatum Puts Both on Craigslist in Hilarious Ad
Bob White's wife recently gave him an ultimatum. His Harley or her. One stays, one goes! The Virginia man had trouble deciding, so he posted both on Craigslist in hilarious ad.
Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition
Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering
Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)
Wife: High Mileage
Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows--see the pictures
Wife: High maintenance--and it shows--see the pictures
Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn't need it)
Wife: Oil never changed-- but is checked regularly
Sportster: Gently ridden--never ridden in the rain--stored in climate controlled garage
Wife: Rode hard, put up wet
Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) "a substantial power increase over stock"
Wife: Has too much power period
Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike
Wife: This is the expert's only model
Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner's riding lesson (call for details)
Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual
Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips
Wife: Beautiful edition...white with a mean streak
Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy
Wife: Don't even go there
I wonder which he'll sell. Sounds like the bike is a better deal, especially in the long run.
See the bike and the babe at Craiglist.com.