Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Finally Runs Out of Lies and Hands In His Notice
Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.
But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week
Elizabeth Taylor Haunts Forbes List as Highest Paid Dead Celebrity
Even after they're dead and gone, some celebrities continue to rake in the dough. And this year's top zombie earner?
Elizabeth Taylor, whose violet-eyed ghost hauled in a whopping $210 million.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Stolen Clothes, Hidden Cash and Dreadful Fathers
It's been a few days with no significant Lindsay Lohan news, but you knew that couldn't last.
The latest? She reportedly stole a ton of clothes from the set of 'Scary Movie 5,' but maybe that's because she's nervous about keeping actual cash around and needs something to trade for life's little necessities like food, shelter, and piles of blow.
StarDust: Katy Perry Makes a Political Fashion Statement + More
- Katy Perry is now a human ballot box. Make sure you use the right slot.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Interventions, Restraining Orders and Ceaseless Drama, Oh My
In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom.
Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.