Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
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A Somewhat Paranoid Lindsay Lohan Is in Talks for a ‘Rehab Blog’
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
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Amanda Bynes and Her Shaved Head Look Pretty Happy [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Amanda Bynes announced last week that she had shaved half of her head, and shared some selfies that actually looked pretty rad.
Now she's given us a better look, posting a new video and some photos. In good lighting with decent resolution, even!
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Mila Kunis Is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World
Mila Kunis has been recognized by FHM magazine as the world's sexiest lady, beating out a slew of other lovely women for the title.
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Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
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One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson + Zayn Malik Score New ‘Mystery Machine’ Tour Bus [PHOTOS]
One Direction just got a new set of wheels to protect themselves from ghosts (or vengeful Taylor Swifts).
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Robert Downey Jr. Surprises a Bunch of Kids at an ‘Iron Man 3′ Charity Screening [VIDEO]
A group of children who helped out in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy got a special surprise during an advanced 'Iron Man 3' screening on Monday, April 29, when star Robert Downey Jr. showed up to thank them for their hard work.
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Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
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Madonna’s Brother Anthony Ciccone Arrested After Police Scuffle In Michigan [MUGSHOT]
To the untrained eye, Anthony Ciccone probably looks like your average transient -- but in reality he's the brother of international pop star Madonna.
He also was arrested on Sunday, April 21, after drunkenly fighting with a police officer in Traverse City, Michigan, and looking decidedly more unglamorous than his little sister.
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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
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Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
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3 Doors Down Bassist Todd Harnell Charged With Vehicular Homicide After Car Crash [MUGSHOT]
Robert Todd Harrell, the 41-year-old bassist for 3 Doors Down, was charged with vehicular homicide after a fatal crash in Nashville on Friday, April 19.
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Watching Amanda Bynes Get Ready to Go Out Is Like Looking Into the Ark of the Covenant [VIDEO]
The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity.
Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.