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Pizza Cones Look Like a Deliciously Awful Idea

It’s official – this has been one of the hottest summers on record. That calls for ice cream all day every day. The best way to consume the tasty treat – and impress hippie chicks – is via cone. As long as you eat fast enough to avoid waste but slow enough to avoid brain freeze. So, it would make sense to apply that same shrewdness to other incredible edibles. Like pizza.

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Do You Think This Junior High Student’s Outfit Is ‘Inappropriate’?

We all know Utah’s home to some extremely conservative and buttoned up religious zealots. Remember the girl at BYU who received a note from a male student chastising her for dressing immorally? Well, now comes a story about a parent who was called to his daughter’s junior high school in Tooele, Utah for his daughter’s “inappropriate clothing.” 

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Listen to a Hilarious ‘Clean’ Version of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ [MATURE CONTENT]

E. L. James’ trilogy “Fifty Shades of Grey” continues to create buzz almost a full year after its release. A couple weeks ago, it was banned by a library in Florida, causing soccer moms to kick up their crazy level. Then, innocent cutesy Disney Star Selena Gomez spoofed it with, ‘Fifty Shades of Blue.’

Now, the erotic S&M-laden novel series gets a thorough scrubbing by radio show ‘Kid Kraddick in the Morning’. Since the original text was too raunchy for air, KiddNation replaced all the suggestive language with acceptable alternatives.

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Couple Spends Six Figures to Clone Dead Dog

Losing a loved one is never easy. Some of us would pay top dollar to get back a child, a significant other, or a best friend that left us too soon. But what about a dog?

Money is no issue for Edgar and Nina Otto who lost their 11-year-old Golden Labrador, Sir Lancelot, to cancer four years ago. So, how much did the Ottos shell out? $155,000!

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Tom Wilson, aka ‘Back to the Future’s’ Biff, Answers All Your Questions With One Card

While we’ve always wanted to play an unforgettable character in a legendary movie and get showered in adoration, we also realize there’s a downside to becoming a celebrity known for one role. As Dave Chappelle attested to with his bit about Mickey Mouse harrassing him at Disney World, it can drive you crazy. For Tom Wilson – aka Biff Tannen – it drove him to create an all-encompassing card that he can hand to fans when the questions come flying his way quicker than a DeLorean.

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Girl Without Hands Won The National Penmanship Award

A 7-year-old in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania received a trophy and $1,000 as one of two national winners of the Nicholas Maxim Special Award for Excellent Penmanship.

According to Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, she writes by wedging a pencil between her arms, the same way she feeds herself and even paints her toenails

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