Edward Norton is expecting his first child with his fiancee, producer Shauna Robertson. And she's due to pop any day now.

What, no months and months of attention-grabbing talk about her growing midsection? You're doing celebrity parenting all wrong, Mr. Norton.

“Ed is really excited for fatherhood. He helped pick out a stroller for the baby!" an insider revealed to Us Weekly of the Oscar-nominated actor's pristine accessory selection skills.

The couple got engaged in 2011 after six years of dating, and together they founded the fundraising site CrowdRise, which uses “crowd-sourcing and incentives” to raise money for charitable organizations. So there's some serious karmic points there.

Maybe even enough to ensure their kid sleeps through the night from day one.