Freeform Friars

There won’t be any more yawning in this church. These prancing priests are tapping up thousands of views on the internet!

Dancing Fool

When it comes to dancing, I’m admittedly a novice. I mean it’s not that I’m terrible at it, it’s just that I have my own unique style that tends to attract attention. Just ask my former classmates at Middleburgh Central High.  When it comes to making it happen on the dance floor, I believe you have to just go out there and act like you own it. Then again, perhaps that’s why I often found myself partner less.

When I was twelve I wanted to be a professional break dancer. My dream got dashed after my friends told me that I just didn’t look cool in a do-rag….I beg to differ. They also told me that break dancers were naturally agile, athletic, and smooth…not brittle, sluggish, and gauche. They didn’t think I was cut out for windmills, head spins, elbow hops, and body popping. They also accused me of having “two left feet”. I can’t help but take that as a compliment because I’m a lefty. Since I have two left feet that must mean I’m a great dancer! But just in case break dancing doesn’t pan out, I may take up tap.  I figure all I need is a Harlequin floor, shoes that make a clicking sound, and an impeccable sense of rhythm right? Hang on of my co-workers is talking while I’m typing. He keeps telling me that I don’t have any rhythm….Alright, Alright! I concede, I can’t dance! So let’s watch these frolicking fathers trip the light instead.