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How Your Cell Phone Makes You Look Like A Goof Ball

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Approximately half of all Americans will have a smart phone by Christmas of this year. Smart phones do some great things for us. I can’t imagine life before my iPhone. Things are so simple with it, I love it. But the beauty of smartphones can be overlooked by some goof balls out there.

People like to walk, drive, shop, and shower while texting or talking, or even surfing the web! It can be dangerous at times, and it can make us look like such goofs.

Here are some ways your cell phone is making you look crazy:

You take it out in inappropriate situations– Phones should be hidden during funerals, dinners, movies and when you’re playing with your kids.

You take self-portraits with it– Clearly for Facebook right?

You have an obnoxious ring tone– There are three options; Silent. Vibrate. Simple ring. If you’ve got anything else blasting out of your cell phone, you obviously have way too much time on your hands.

You use it to butcher the English language– Any adult who uses LOL or emoticons has obviously been infected and needs to be quarantined.


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