Those shirtless male models standing outside all the Hollister stores sure are easy on the eyes, but now it’s time to answer the age-old question, “Are they as smart as their abs are hard?” (Wait, is that the age-old question?) Well, if this spoof Hollister casting video from the folks at VFILES (the online destination for fashion fanatics) gives us any indication, the answer is most definitely, “hell to to the no.”

Watch Shirtless Male Models in VFILES’ Spoof Hollister Casting Call

Exhibit A: “Can you tell me the difference between Abercrombie and Hollister?” “Abercrombie is like black and white, Hollister’s like Instagram… No, actually, Instagram’s more like American Eagle.”

Exhibit B: “Do you like body shots?” “Yeah, but only for exercise.”

And Exhibit C: “What’s your workout routine?” “Uh, I like to mosh.”

Even though this is just a funny video that doesn’t actually portray a legit Hollister casting call, we imagine the answers would be pretty similar if it was. But that’s okay. These guys don’t need to be smart. They just need to be super pretty, and they so are. Here are our eight favorite shirtless male models from the video.