Things That Need to Be Invented

Being the person who cured cancer would be amazing.  Helping put a man on Mars would also be pretty cool.  But let's be real.  You can impact society in a big way even if you set your sights a little lower.

Here's a rundown of some stuff that needs to be invented ASAP:

-A pill that makes every bone in your body stop cracking in the morning
-A cure for man boobs, besides pushups and exercise
-A pill that makes 22 year old guys intellectually attractive as they are physically attractive
-Something to lower alcohol tolerance.  Bar tabs get increasingly expensive as you get older
-Something to reduce the growth of ear and nose air for men
-A pill that allows us to enjoy roller coasters again
-A cure for baldness. (I hear they are close to finding a solution for this one)
-Finally, a pill mothers can take to stop being so critical after you move out and have a family of your own