So, dog is a WOMAN'S best friend? Man, I'm really starting to hate surveys, but guys the sad truth is women are more likely to feel love at first sight with a dog than with you. Seriously. THREE times more likely to be exact. I think I just heard a collective groan from all men everywhere, including a collective head nod because we've SEEN women with their dogs. How's a biped to compete? At least you can DRESS your dog!

Us guys tell ourselves that love-at-first-sight is just a myth, but that may be because none of us are canines! A recent survey put out by a pet insurance company says that women are three times more likely to see their dog and want them than they are to see us across a crowded room and wanna pet us! Sorry. Time to up our game, gents.