Internet Meltdown Over Panties at Upstate New York Cavern

Howe Caverns Tours: So Good They Literally Blow Your Panties Off

Yes, you read that right. Apparently, Howe Caverns tours are so amazing that they literally blow your panties off.

A recent Facebook post with a picture of panties left on the floor has the comment section absolutely ON FIRE.

When I first saw it, I zoomed in to read the sign. THEN I saw the underwear. I immediately scrolled to the comments and they did not disappoint.

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Comments That Are Pure Gold

• Gary Johnson: "I'm sorry. Can you please set them aside? I'll grab them this weekend."
• Rick Melvin: "Not quite a glass slipper, but I’ll have to go door to door seeing who they fit."
• Dan Doyle: "Maybe they saw the temperature down there and thought it might be refreshing going commando. On a side note, an extra wipe down of the boat seats might be warranted."
• Anthony Guarnieri: "They look like they are about to start growing their own stalagmites."
• Heather McGrew: "Someone became a new member of the mile low club."
• Maria Mariaa: "Well, I know howE her caverns are doing -- they are feeling a draft!"
• Jessica Henry McClements: "My 1st child was conceived here in 1997."
• Theresa Elizabeth: "This was a protest to the discontinued Naked In A Cave events!"

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Bottom Line

Seriously, if you haven’t visited Howe Caverns yet, your cave experience might blow more than just your mind.

Between the unexpected “panty drop” and the hilariously pun-filled comments, this post is pure internet gold.

Whoever is in charge of their social media needs a raise!