Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Clive Davis Says Kelly Clarkson’s Memory Is Bad – And He Supposedly Has Witnesses to Prove It
Yesterday (Feb. 19), Kelly Clarkson went on the internet to clear up some stories music legend Clive Davis told about her in his memoir, 'The Soundtrack of My Life.' Specifically, that she's a sobbing mess who doesn't know anything about anything, but especially about music.
LeAnn Rimes’ Rep Throws Shade at Brandi Glanville So She Doesn’t Have To
The Brandi Glanville/LeAnn Rimes feud has felt like a never-ending playground slapfight, with Glanville attacking Rimes and Rimes pretending she's too good to respond yet still doing it anyway -- albeit passive-aggressively.
Now, to further appear the victim, Rimes has tasked her representative with telling Brandi Glanville everything she thinks about her. If only so she can be the girl who didn't
John Mayer Gave Katy Perry an Ugly Ring + Now They Might Be Engaged [PHOTOS]
Katy Perry stepped out on Valentine's Day with a gift from her boyfriend John Mayer: a heart-shaped ruby ring that she wore on her left ring finger to make the paparazzi explode. TROLOLOLOLOLO.
Now rumors are flying that the couple plans to wed, despite their reps neither confirming or denying an engagement.
Boy George Is Almost Literally Half the Man He Used to Be [PHOTO]
Culture Club lead singer and legal trouble magnet Boy George stepped out in London Sunday night (Feb. 17) at the WhatsOnStage.com Awards to show off a svelte new bod. In fact if he wasn't in an oversized hat and enough makeup to make RuPaul say "guurrrrl, please," he might've been completely unrecognizable.
Kim Kardashian Says Khloe Definitely Wasn’t Fired From ‘X Factor.’ Maybe. [VIDEO]
Kim Kardashian is defending her not-so-Kardashian-looking sister Khloe from reports that she was fired from her hosting duties on the 'X Factor.'
Sort of. Maybe. Oh hell, let's be real here -- she doesn't know anything at all.
Lady Gaga Currently Confined to a Wheelchair She’s Lovingly Named Emma [PHOTO]
Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.
Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Charlie Sheen Donates 10 Large to Pay for an Injured Teenager’s Therapy Dog
Charlie Sheen continues to use his money for the powers of good, racking up karmic bonus points and making it that much harder to judge him when he's an asshat.
In addition to helping clothe Lindsay Lohan, paying for funerals and assisting young cancer patients, Sheen has now donated $10,000 to get a formerly paralyzed teenager a therapy dog.
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Just One Mansion and Some Bunny Ears Away From Being Hugh Hefner
Leonardo DiCaprio recently had dinner in New York with his friend/fellow actor Kevin Connolly and 12 women (because 13 would've just been silly) and allegedly spent the entire time bragging about how everyone else is just dying to spend a day in his shoes.
Matt Damon Goes on a Bathroom Strike, Refuses to Use the Toilet [VIDEO]
In a fake PSA that's probably meant to go viral, actor Matt Damon explains to a staged yet bewildered crowd that he has boycotted going to the bathroom to support Water.org, the non-profit he co-founded.
Sofia Vergara + Ellen DeGeneres Do the Best Diet Pepsi Commercial Ever [VIDEO]
When we last saw good-natured 'Modern Family' star Sofia Vergara on Ellen DeGeneres' show, she played along as she was the literal butt of a joke that spoofed her infamous wardrobe malfunction.
This time around, Vergara was tasked with making it all the way through a scripted Diet Pepsi commercial while Ellen did everything in her power to make her friend lose focus -- including breaking bottles o
As We Were Warned, Kate Gosselin + Kendra Wilkinson Will Finally Be Trading Lives
Back in November, a journalist with a vendetta against Kate Gosselin complained at great length about the irresponsibility of the multiple mama swapping parenting duties with former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson -- and now we're all finally going to see it happen.