Dan Seitz
Batavia, NY Cashier Assaulted
Wal-Mart can drive anyone over the edge. It’s a huge place with lots of noise, sometimes surly employees, and always surly customers. On the other hand, Jacquetta Simmons let it get to her a little too much and she could spend seven years in jail because of it.
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don’t generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we’ve ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
97-Year-Old Finally, Finally, Gets Her Diploma
Eighty years is a long time to wait, but for Ann Colagiovanni, the wait was worth it. This 97-year-old grandma’s road to a diploma spans eight decades and is simultaneously incredibly sad and utterly heartwarming.
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
Will Smith Gives Kissy Reporter a Love Tap
Most of the time, when a celebrity smacks a reporter, it’s because the celeb is being a huge ego case. In Will Smith’s case, though, we’ve got to agree with him. Especially considering the circumstances.
Check Out The New Dark Knight Rises Trailer
The biggest movie of the summer just released its final trailer ahead of “The Avengers” hitting theaters. You’ll find it, and some speculation, under the cut.
Is This Restaurant Ad a Triumph of Bad Filmmaking?
Local ads are not exactly noted for their abundance of talent and skill. That said, they do at least generally manage to either be hilariously unconvincing or at least aware of the fact that they’re ads and thus nobody has high standards.
Unless, apparently, you’re the owner of “The Place”.
Kermit Serves As Political Analyst On The Colbert Report
We don’t often get into politics here on theFW, mostly because those guys don’t need us to make fun of them; they do a great job of that on their own. That, however, will not stop Stephen Colbert from asking everybody on his show about the current political situation. Even if they’re Kermit the Frog.
10 Awesome Snowman Creations
It's the most wonderful time of the year, when snowflakes fall from the sky, collect on the ground…and then get turned into profound works of art. (Or video game characters.) Here are the ten most awesome snowmen we found on the internet.
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10 Awesomely Creative Thanksgiving Centerpieces [PICTURES]
While you may assume that Thanksgiving is all about food, it's also a great time to show off your craft-y side. Creating fun centerpieces is a great way to put your own individual stamp on your Thanksgiving table. (Your mashed potatoes can't do all the work.)
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18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]
Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And like most craft fair/flea markets, it's got a lot of cool stuff. Also, a lot o...
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