Surely a guy who's 67 years of age has sired little Steve Martin's by now, but word just reached my ears via the New York Post that he's been a dad since December! He had a kid two months ago with his wife who is 26 years his junior (oh, now we get it.) whom he's been married to since 2007.


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They've been trying very hard to have a baby and it finally happened. I feel good for them as I know of couples who've tried hard to have a kid and still can't, but I can't get the thought out of my head that this child will likely be just a teenager or newly of drinking age by the time their dad passes. I mean I'm in my thirties and I have a tough time keeping up with my rugrats! I can just hear it now... "Yeah we have the late-night feedings and the diaper changes and the crying... and then we have to take care of the baby too!!"

[New York Post]