OK, try not to freak out, but Mother Monster, AKA Lady Gaga, is allegedly relocating to the Handshake City.

This may be the craziest thing we've heard in a long time, but Gaga allegedly told a magazine that she was tired of the fast paced life in Los Angeles and was ready for a change. Here's what she said according to Localnews33.com:

I’ve visited the Utica area a few times over the years and the people there are real… they’re genuine and pretty friendly too and I think those are the things that are most important in deciding where to live,” Gaga said

Mohawk Valley residents went bonkers on Twitter and Facebook, expressing their excitement about Gaga's announcement. In fact, over 10,000 comments and discussions were sparked on social media when the news hit the press.

Many of you probably can't believe your eyes and ears over this "Monstrous" announcement. There's a reason you're having doubts too: Localnews33.com is a purely satirical news site, and they specialize in creating stories that are sensational and fake.

Sorry if this bummed you out, but maybe we should tell Lady Gaga about this bogus story and see how she reacts. Who knows, maybe she'd have a good sense of humor about it and come visit us.

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