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Here's an announcement worthy of a royal congratulations -- Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting their second child!

Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis. So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Baby earned kudos from everyone all over the world, including those of us here -- you know, in that country that won the Revolutionary War -- and the royals issued appropriately and predictably polite, somewhat stiff statements about the birth.

The Royal Baby is on the way. Prince William's adorable wife, Kate Middleton (Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, if you're fancy), is in labor, readying to deliver the third-in-line to the throne.

As the countdown speeds up for the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby, due mid-month, Buckingham Palace has announced the title for the royal tot.

Kate Middleton sent a really strong message across the pond to America: "This, ladies -- actually, Kim Kardashian -- is how you dress a baby bump."

Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, graces the cover of US Weekly, looking radiant and happy.  She and Prince William are awaiting the birth of their first child this summer.  Lots of expectant parents have nicknames for their babies.  What is theirs?  And what is she craving these days?

Kate Middleton is gorgeous, graceful and a royal -- and she's also a pretty normal person, aside from all that money, influence and glamour. Case in point? The girl's heels get caught like anyone else's.

Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.

Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.

When Kate Middleton was hospitalized for severe morning sickness, it made waves globally. If it's any consolation to the Duchess of Cambridge, not only does she have a royal dynasty to help her through it, she also has singer Pink.

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the Australian DJs whose prank call led to the suicide of a nurse at Kate Middleton's hospital last week, recently gave an interview to 'A Current Affair' in which they regretfully explained that they never meant for anything like that to happen.