Frozen Fecal Matter Spill Closes Indiana Highway

A tanker truck carrying raw sewage spilled into an exit ramp off of Interstate 65 neat Lafayette, Indiana causing the road to be closed while the frozen material could be cleaned up.

The Lafayette Courier & Journal describes

the waste was 6 to 8 inches deep in places on the ramp.

That's about ankle deep.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard.

Yes, read that quote again, a newspaper reporter actually used the phrase toxic poopcicle. Not sure if that's in the AP Style Guide.

If you can stomach it, WLFI-TV reports on the efforts to clean up the mess.

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