The Frozen Food Aisle Of Love

Sometimes we can find love in all the odd places whether it's at a bowling alley, or at a party. The invention of online dating sites have made it possible to meet people without leaving the comfort of your own home. I guess it's an old idea to meet someone outside of the computer nowadays. What about finding love at the grocery store?

The challenge at the grocery store is that you have to figure out whether or not the person you're approaching is actually single. Here's a good list of tips to watch out for if you're trying to find Mr. Right shopping:

• One or two TV dinners: May be attached, but his wife or girlfriend could be away for a couple days.
• Three or more TV dinners: Single
• Cheap beer: College kid, probably single
• A bunch of frozen pizzas: Single
• Axe body spray: Single
• Pack of Handi-Wipes: Married with kids
• People magazine: Attached, and by the looks of buying this he's whipped.
• Microwave burritos: Single
• Thin milk carton: Single
• Half-dozen eggs: Single

What are some foods that send off red flags as single?