We began the week in February and ended in March at Saturday's Greatest Heart Run & Walk (with participants pictured). We also provided some fun distractions on the Lite 98.7 morning show.

Your Momma Must Be So Proud, our daily feature at 8:15, was especially full of fascinating morons this week. We also launched a new contest. There was potentially big trouble when one of us tried to answer key questions about the other one's sizes. Click the video for a brief audio montage of highlights and/or just follow the brief description below for The Best of Beth & Dave for the week of February 25, 2019.

-Cookie assault. Episode #1 of Your Momma Must Be So Proud that made the cut this week, and led to the question: What cookie could do the most damage?

-Another reason NOT to call 9-1-1: When you open up your package of illegal drugs and it's not what you paid for. Episode #2 of Your Momma Must Be So Proud.

-Name That Rob. A fun game we created for Rob Thomas concert tickets. Play along.

-Winter cut-off date. Beth claims there is a specific date after which winter is done in Central New York. I begged to differ.

-Guessing her sizes. Beth tricked me. I wasn't falling for it.

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