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We came across some scientific evidence about certain animals that can help your dating profile. And hamsters are involved. We also stumbled on some curious and spurious audio from a certain hunky actor, a hot controversy surrounding one of our key artists, and some unnerving stats on alien life. Plus, Beth fessed up. Click on the video for a brief montage of audio highlights and/or follow along to the description below for The Best Of Beth & Dave for the week of April 22, 2019.

-Hamsters. The best animal for increasing responses to your dating profile. You won't believe the other top ones--and also how far down the list dogs are.

-Channing Tatum. Can you help decipher the clip from one of his movies that got me in a little trouble?

-Local UFOs. The U.S. Navy is now officially involved. Should we start paying attention?

-Missing diaper. A public flap involving Pink, which caused her to pull pictures of her kids off social media.

-The 5-second rule. Beth's confession lit up the phones.