You know how you can spend a few dollars and have a star named after you? I've got the same thing happening on my head. Except my kids. And gray hairs.
Don't eat Tide Pods. It seems like something that shouldn't need to be explicitly stated, but here we are. And lest you think we mean little kids, we mean teens.
Young children all over the country have been getting sick from a product meant to protect them. The problem is children are misusing the common germ-killer.